I have been to Zumba twice this week. I seem to think a lot during it. Here they are those thoughts
– This song keeps saying “I found love in a hopeless place.” That right there is an accidental devotional if I’ve ever heard one. I did find love in a hopeless place. This has to be talking about the cross…right? Even if it wasn’t, it is now.
-I cannot figure out what this instructor wants me to do. Yelling “rhythm” at me certainly isn’t helping anything. I wonder what I yell at my students that is not helping.
– She said she needed to see more booty, but this is the East Lake Family Y. I see plenty of booty in this classroom.
-Oh, that is what she means. White booty don’t shake like that.
-Why do I have a repeating track in my head that says “you can’t dance, you can’t dance.” Who put that there? That is stupid.
-The Peanut definitely thinks she can dance, and the Rooster already spends her time bopping around. I wonder if I can do something to protect them from that sound track. It sure is stupid.
– See, look at her. I am not the most awkward person in the room. I need to get over myself. No one is in here thinking about me.
– Here comes the nursery worker, I hope that is for me. I am dying. Nope, not me…guess I have to finish the workout.