This morning I woke up at 5. I was in shock because the peanut normally wakes up at like 3 claiming she is starving. STARVING! Help her parents are starving her!!!! We usually don’t go in until she has cried for ten minutes, she has never failed to just start screaming louder at the ten minute mark. If she knew how to call child protective services, she would and scream at the top of her lungs THESE PEOPLE WON’T FEED ME! This would be fine, but she is almost nine months old. I was told babies start sleeping through the night at 6. I was lied to.
But last night I didn’t wake up, until I sat up at five shocked that I hadn’t been woken up earlier. In my haste to get out of the house on time I guess I was pounding around pretty loudly. Christian woke up to make sure I hadn’t fallen down the stairs. I promised him I had not and then remarked “Hey, the baby slept through the night!”
Turns out the mommy slept through the night. Thanks honey, for covering the 3 am feeding.
You know, I have heard some version of this story numerous times by numerous parents……only it is always the dad who is the heavy sleeper……..